The Person Above Me
Hadda change name from "runrailer" after the lawsuit
^ resurfaces after his undercover alias as "SlippyFist Williams" is blown at the DC GLAAD rally
^undercover alias was not "blown," at said rally, but, DID get felched, and launched a gerbil nearly 100 feet at the contest. Good for only 2nd place, tho.
^ dots his "t"s and crosses his "i"s - it's a Protestant thing...
^^^forgot that I was Muslim. We blow up our crosses, drink insanely strong coffee instead of tea, and gouge out the eyes of infidels who look at our wemens!
^ knows I'll see his Muslim and raise him a 2 Seven Day Adventists, a caffiene addicted Mormon and a Buddist Nike salesman
^had me at 2 seventh-day adventists
didn't get the memo that he was supposed to send out the ressurection party e-vites, so I came back to haunt him!
just mispellt the name Frulp
^ still waiting for Applebee's to bring back Furburger Fridays™