The Person Above Me
Runs down the road to try to "loosen his load" if you know what I mean.
^ secretly wants my Springfield M1A - the sneaky bastard
Shares his name with the newest FDS spray 'cause "he's just that darn feminine"!
^ truly wishes Jessica Alba would show up as a pizza delivery girl and becomes very appreciative when he hands her a $100 tip... oh, no wait... that's my wish... nevermind
Is half the girl he used to be
has certain Lady Gaga traits, if you know what i mean.
^ currently holds the Guiness Book of World Records for holding 14 golfs using only body orifices and no hands
now serving MLT's at his bar.
^Buys magnum condoms for the extra "play room."
AKA "Limber Leon" in central lockup