The Person Above Me
^ likes to batter dip his nether rod in the squish mitten - if you know what I mean
^invented the 'Taco Bell Diet', the theory is more comes out than goes in.
^ Is 195 lbs. of solid muscle. Too bad he weighs 256.....
Wants to be the nacho for Pali's chips.
Last edited by kriptonik; 04-12-2009 at 01:17 PM.
^ Fantasizes about hot pig-sex with Rosie O'Donnell.
Collects and restores shopping carts
^ became a sheriff for all the good posse hookups
Is the human equivalent of a Dollar Store
^ has the only cellphone on a "partyline" that he shares with his dear aunt, Ruthie
Hermans his Pee Wee if you know what I mean.