The Person Above Me
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^ likes to batter dip his nether rod in the squish mitten - if you know what I mean
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^invented the 'Taco Bell Diet', the theory is more comes out than goes in.
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^ Is 195 lbs. of solid muscle. Too bad he weighs 256.....
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Wants to be the nacho for Pali's chips.
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^ Fantasizes about hot pig-sex with Rosie O'Donnell.
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Collects and restores shopping carts
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^ became a sheriff for all the good posse hookups
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Is the human equivalent of a Dollar Store
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^ has the only cellphone on a "partyline" that he shares with his dear aunt, Ruthie
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Hermans his Pee Wee if you know what I mean.