The Person Above Me
Attempting to seize the times, failed miserably when he opened a Haircut joint titled Unibarber featuring "Dynamite" haircuts and "explosive" cuts on prices.
^ surfaces like Old Faithful, every two weeks, just like his sexlife
Carries a travel size Vagasil everywhere he goes.
^ hitting the road in search of the perfect BLT sandwich on pumpernickel - plans to be back by next Tuesday
Wrote a thirty page essay report on why the sky isn't green.
Finally perfected his Louis Gossett, Jr. impression, only to find out no one knows who he is anymore.
^ was breast fed until the tender age of 24
Will be bringing authentic Russian oyster eggnog to the Easter banquet this weekend.
^ claims to be Superman - just in the econo-sized package
Got in a fight with his garage door... and lost.