The Person Above Me
04-02-2009, 01:35 PM
^ with only two real teeth in his head and multiple concussions, finally finished his field research on the difference between the words "ruckus" and "fracas"
04-03-2009, 01:43 PM
Failed roughhousing but is pretty darn good at horseplay
04-03-2009, 02:53 PM
^ still confused to this day, over the fact that condoms are for external use only
04-03-2009, 05:45 PM
^ surfaces every 37 hrs from his Fallout 3 game time 
04-06-2009, 12:57 AM
^ secretly wishes he were Tom Cruise so he can **** Katie Holmes and electrify Oprah
04-06-2009, 01:02 AM
^ was disappointed when he didn't find the rumored 60 lbs of "crack" in her panties from the previous bid
04-06-2009, 04:33 PM
^ still secretly wishing for the great plaid corduroy pantsuit to make a comeback - still has 3 pairs with "Bay City Rollers" embroidered on them