The Person Above Me
03-16-2009, 11:24 AM
^ listens to Bee Gee records backward for hidden messages - so far all he's gotten is the lyrics for "What? What? In The Butt!"
03-16-2009, 12:34 PM
^ digs through his neighbors trash looking for a pooper scooper; finally has that mixing spoon he has always wanted!
03-16-2009, 02:49 PM
^ waiting for them to legalize pot so he would now profit from hacking down the weeds in his back yard 
03-16-2009, 06:50 PM
^ finally gave up that twist on the upstroke - was starting to make his junk look like a hockey stick
03-17-2009, 03:28 PM
Knows that two wrongs don't make a right, but does make for a hell of a jail stay.
03-17-2009, 03:45 PM
^ needs to give the warden a reach around and maybe he'll let him post more than once a month 
03-19-2009, 12:44 AM
^ still doesn't believe in extra-terrestrials, even after being probed each and every time he goes camping by himself