The Person Above Me
Is a Russian figure skating judge
^ doesn't dance per se, it's being scientifically qualified as "controlled sustained enertia"
doesnt have 2 left feet - just has 2 right ones..
^ still waiting for the reboot of Life 3.2 - the version where he gets the killer job, hottie girl and avoids the prison gang rape this time
^ sometimes feels befuddled and absolute at the same moment causing his head to implode in some instances....
^ regularly opens a can of spinach, flexes his puny muscles and says, "I'm Popeye the sailor man!" in front of the mirror.
^ can sustain a "moo" note long enough to feel a "vowel movement"
Last edited by Palindari™; 03-13-2009 at 02:52 PM.
Sat through the movie "Enchanted" thinking that Snoop Dogg was going to make an appearance.
^ still feels Cheez-Whiz is evil and is spreading at an alarming rate