The Person Above Me
03-06-2009, 03:20 PM
^ learned last night to stay away from drinks with the names "Brain Seizure" and "Hippo Laxative"
03-06-2009, 05:33 PM
^ fears marsupials - cuz they're fast
03-06-2009, 07:15 PM
^ going to be buying some cement blocks soon - plans on redecorating his bachelor pad in early prison nouveau
03-08-2009, 01:53 AM
^ often screams "I wanna live in the sauce!" when things don't go his way
03-09-2009, 11:18 AM
^ knows that if weren't for money, he'd be a millionaire by now
03-09-2009, 01:38 PM
^ doesn't like to brag, but was the National "Sit and Spin" champion 3 years running - until he was defeat by a great grandmother with a bad hip from Kenosha, WI
03-09-2009, 11:37 PM
^ was runner up to the former National "Sit and Spin" champion in all three years