The Person Above Me
^ learned last night to stay away from drinks with the names "Brain Seizure" and "Hippo Laxative"
sleeps w/ a nightlight on.
^ fears marsupials - cuz they're fast
coined the term mooseknuckle
^ going to be buying some cement blocks soon - plans on redecorating his bachelor pad in early prison nouveau
^ often screams "I wanna live in the sauce!" when things don't go his way
^ knows that if weren't for money, he'd be a millionaire by now
Knows that thumb sizes have nothing to do with "size".
^ doesn't like to brag, but was the National "Sit and Spin" champion 3 years running - until he was defeat by a great grandmother with a bad hip from Kenosha, WI
^ was runner up to the former National "Sit and Spin" champion in all three years