The Person Above Me
^ continuously creates complicated conjunctures conducively; collaborating conscious contingencies combining character calamities
^ completely crazy 'cause cornholes can't creep cautiously
^ tries to give equal time to the voices in his head when it comes to TPAM posts
still has scars from his romantic rendezvous w/ a jellyfish,.
^ still beats it like it owes him money...
thought it'd be fun to pretend the "jerk in a nice TT" thread was him,
till he realized, it really was him..
till he realized, it really was him..
^ once dated a gal whose nickname was "****" - not because she liked sex, but avoided razors at all costs
makes sock puppets
^ likes to sock puppets
was kicked out of the Village People for looking "too Gay"