is 97.6% water, 2.2% Bullsh!t and .02% fairy

 

^ is now the #2 poster on TPAM - Kolbs is quietly planning his demise...

 

double checked RR's math percentages above..

 

^ prefers baby showers over drunken Roman orgies...

 

hmph. clearly forgot the invite read mens Greek Leapfrog, not Roman Orgies.

 

^ knows I know what it said and it said Greek Leapfrooo... hey, wtf???

 

duped I3 with his offer to take his temperature for free, with both hands on his shoulders

 

is really a 17 y/o HS student that works at the Mall's Build-a-bear on weekends
created this masked ultra hip & cool profile for internet purposes.

 

^ once thought he lost his ***** while listening to Micheal Bolton on shrooms - was only mildly relieved it was still there the next morning, but he grew breasts instead

 

Should know that I will be taking more time away from pals here to rebuild my mega empire. Should spread to those who may care, that I will be checking in from time to time and casting my usual invectives and aspersions when I do. Stay vigilant you bunch of muffins.