The Person Above Me
likes to watch himself jump rope nude in front of a mirror.
^ lost a mint in "***** floss" futures
keeps RR's ***** floss for nostalgia purposes
^ treats the world like his own one-legged, toothless, pole dancing be-yatch!
Likens himself to Freddy Mercury, only slightly more fragile and 20,000BTUs more of "flame"
^ got officially banned by the office tech support for repeated calls of "mayonaise in the keyboard"
has a Bromance with Ronald McDonald
dates a model.. a lane Bryant + size model.
^ is going to attempt, for the 23rd time, to petition the Justice League to induct the Tele-Tubbies, before the Sun Baby strikes!!
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