The Person Above Me
^ still listens for that elusive bear farting in the forest
remains ever-popular with the over 40 crowd by working 70's and 80's TV show catchphrases into his daily conversations.
^ started off in this world with nothing, and still has most of it left
knows what Willis is "talkin' bout"
^ is quite the accomplished sonambulist
Thinks "I go walkin, after midnight"
^ not only feels strongly that freedom should be earned, but should collect a modest 2.8% compounded daily interest!
Is more than a woman to I3Uddha
^ is the best non-practicing homosexual I've ever met, thank gawd,
keeps the NOAH weather radio on at all times so as not to be surprised by a typhoon