The Person Above Me
02-16-2009, 03:22 PM
^ was a second too slow on this reply 
02-16-2009, 03:34 PM
Got his master degree in the obvious
02-16-2009, 03:38 PM
^ can shed his skin too, but plans on hitting the MMA fight circuit as Maraca Dong
02-16-2009, 03:46 PM
plans on being my number 1 fan.
02-16-2009, 03:55 PM
^ still can't believe it's not butter!
02-17-2009, 09:21 AM
Runs an auto-fellatio studio behind his bar
02-17-2009, 04:18 PM
^ believes that Andy Sandberg is the alien clone of Adam Sandler and is writing a screenplay to back up his theory
02-18-2009, 02:14 PM
despite no hits, continues to describe himself on match.com as "finger lickin' good"
02-18-2009, 03:08 PM
^ can **** lightening and crap thunder but only does so to fu<k with the local doppler radar operators
02-18-2009, 04:01 PM
begins all of his responses with "Survey Says!" "Ding!" or "aaahnk"