The Person Above Me
^ knows to me all too well! and will have a shot of tequilla as well!
requests that his masseuse always dress as Ronald Mcdonald.
requests that his masseuse always dress as Grimace. who btw wears no pants...
knows this from first, then second HAND experience.
^ spends his spare time feeding pigeons Alka Seltzer™ in the city park
Is a personality combination of Sham Wow guy, Billy Mays and that Free Credit Report . com idiot singer.
^ after numerous physical and psychological tests he still doesn't know why pics of Rosie O'Donnell makes him harder than Chinese algebra
^ Insists that Edge of Seventeen is still the best song ever.
^^^uses that song as his dating mantra
^ uses 3 Yeunglings and a roofy as his dating m.o.