The Person Above Me
^ has learned to appreciate the finer things in life - for it's the coarser things that rub your *** raw
^Had played the rusty trombone throughout high school.
is known as "Dirty Dirty Sanchez" in the Civic forums
^ parties like a rockstar but sleeps like a Certified Public Accountant
made me spit on the screen when I read this
[^ knows it hurts his manly image when his pedicurist calls him "Mr. Pussyfoot"]
[^ knows it hurts his manly image when his pedicurist calls him "Mr. Pussyfoot"]
^ knows that I aim to wreak havoc on his computer equipment
is mad no one thinks his "designer sunglass for Cyclops" is the next big thing.
^ paints two little dots on his toenails so it looks like little ninjas waiting at the foot of his bed for him to nod off
gives people the feeling someone just left, when he enters a room
^ trying to surpass Kolbs 91 for the #2 post spot