The Person Above Me
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^ knows it hurts his manly image when his pedicurist calls him "Mr. Pussyfoot"
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doesnt know I spiked his eye drops w/ Tabasco.
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^ yeys o dood, fuscker!
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lmao - is typing one handed & squinting rt about now...
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^ needs to beware 6 ft tall, one-eyed ex-AF members in dark alleys
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wears 3" platforms to appear 6'
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^ got his member surgically shortened so he can quit being called "Kickstand"
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needs to check out the skittles commercial where everything the guy touches turns to skittles
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^ still waiting for a disco era revival to achieve his full polyester power potential!
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designed the hat Aretha wore during the inauguration performance on Tues.