The Person Above Me
^ knows it hurts his manly image when his pedicurist calls him "Mr. Pussyfoot"
doesnt know I spiked his eye drops w/ Tabasco.
^ yeys o dood, fuscker!
lmao - is typing one handed & squinting rt about now...
^ needs to beware 6 ft tall, one-eyed ex-AF members in dark alleys
wears 3" platforms to appear 6'
^ got his member surgically shortened so he can quit being called "Kickstand"
needs to check out the skittles commercial where everything the guy touches turns to skittles
^ still waiting for a disco era revival to achieve his full polyester power potential!
designed the hat Aretha wore during the inauguration performance on Tues.