The Person Above Me
^ can currently finish the first paragragh of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address when peeing in the snow
apparently is peeking through the windows at me when Im peeing in the snow.
^ dates a one legged stripper named, Bill - don't ask, I know you wanna, but trust me - don't
^Person who buys a cheeseburger with no cheese.
Is the only one who laughs at his jokes....
^ known as "Ms. Obvious" around the office water cooler
is known as the office water buffalo.
^ known for his remarkable water retension skills
^ has been in hiding after that unfortunately incident involving Hillary Clinton, $34k in unclaimed political contributions and a bottle of Hennesy
is also proud that he bagged more fat chicks than any other college freshman.....anywhere.