The Person Above Me
is only slightly alarmed that three separate bows of Alphabet soup spelled out
LOSER when served to him.
LOSER when served to him.
^ was one of the original band members of Monkees - but was too homo-sapien for their tastes
hates it when the the bag boy at the grocery store calls him "Bro-mosexual"
Was self-declared Captain of the TummyStix team at the Y
^ plans to retire and live in bliss teabagging drunks down at 24th and F
Ringtone is "If you liked it than you shoulda put a ring on it..." by Beyonce.
^^ Ringtone is " its tearin up my heart"... by Nsync
^ misses her gig as the national "Lubraplate Girl" - was a step up from the "KY Kitten" spot
Tries reverse psychology on the opposite sex for pick up lines by telling them " i fail at life" To this day out of 189 tries, 165 laughs, 23 slaps, and one success. His dog.
^ failed using MiracleGro™ to cure his DMGD