The Person Above Me
^ real first name is Spielman - but pronounced (with slightly clenched teeth) as schpeeeeeelman
was the role model for four different ABC after school specials about the fat kid who smoked and drank to be popular.
^ floor mats aren't the only thing he got "aftermarket" - if you know what I mean - and I know you do
^ For the longest time believed South America was a state..... until he completed the 4th grade last month.
Once shaved a duck bald and made love to it.
^ Needs to cover his monitor with saran-wrap, if you know what I mean....
^ wishes for a world free of tyranny, poverty and sporks
Wishes for a third arm and hand...oh the endless uses!
^ channels the spirit of Rip Taylor during business meetings and bathroom breaks
Dons him now his GAY apparel, fa la la la la la, la la la la......