The Person Above Me
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^ real first name is Spielman - but pronounced (with slightly clenched teeth) as schpeeeeeelman
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was the role model for four different ABC after school specials about the fat kid who smoked and drank to be popular.
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^ floor mats aren't the only thing he got "aftermarket" - if you know what I mean - and I know you do
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^ For the longest time believed South America was a state..... until he completed the 4th grade last month.
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Once shaved a duck bald and made love to it.
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^ Needs to cover his monitor with saran-wrap, if you know what I mean....
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^ wishes for a world free of tyranny, poverty and sporks
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Wishes for a third arm and hand...oh the endless uses!
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^ channels the spirit of Rip Taylor during business meetings and bathroom breaks
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Dons him now his GAY apparel, fa la la la la la, la la la la......