The Person Above Me
12-12-2008, 05:36 PM
was the living model used to create the Pillsbury boy
12-15-2008, 05:15 PM
^ only person that needs a spit valve for his glockenspiel
12-15-2008, 10:45 PM
^ Enjoys masturbating in bathroom stalls in the local library
12-16-2008, 02:23 AM
^ has a fixation on bitch ****, a side effect from being breast fed by his Uncle Dan
12-16-2008, 12:10 PM
continues to wet his bed in hopes of the Tinkle Fairy showing up.
12-16-2008, 02:14 PM
^ deprived as a child, he still squeezes a lime over his Cheerios for that Fruit Loop experience
12-17-2008, 04:22 PM
^ After 2 years and multiple angry phone calls, still has yet to return "**** Sex with Male Goats" to Blockbuster.
12-17-2008, 05:58 PM
^ knows it's been 12 yrs, 256 days and he has yet to let go of his Eggo
12-17-2008, 11:53 PM
Is pretty sure fat, drunk and stupid is an OK way to go through life.
12-18-2008, 01:51 AM
^ someone needs a SPAM punch in the throat