The Person Above Me
12-10-2008, 01:40 PM
Dreams of an "all fours" moment with Lionel Ritchie, on the 50 yard line at the Orange Bowl Halftime Show, While Up With People sings "All Night Long"
12-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Got a woodie when Brittany Spears shaved her head.
12-11-2008, 01:46 AM
^ digs bald wet beavers - the BLM has banned him from most habitats because of it
12-11-2008, 11:08 AM
Believes that he does his part for preventing deforestation by by practicing the old saying "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
12-11-2008, 01:03 PM
^ just got special recognition from his CMAP (Compassionate Masterbators Assistance Program) group for his years helping amputees achieve some quality of life. 
12-11-2008, 02:21 PM
proudly announced he's now registered in 8 zip codes as a sex offender.
12-11-2008, 03:56 PM
^ Is just plain, 100% homofuckingsexual.
12-11-2008, 04:09 PM
^ finally learned that being homo-sapien, instead of -sexual, gets better results with the girls, but will need to start buying his own drinks in gay bars.
12-12-2008, 09:38 AM
Thinks it manly if he refers to his cake baking hobby as World Extreme Cage Baking....plus it gives him one more excuse to wear tights
12-12-2008, 11:07 AM
^ has an unidentifiable skin rash that makes everything taste like tartar sauce