The Person Above Me
^ Actually drives a Civic with a massive wing and blue wheels.
always asks for my autograph when he sees my Blue Wheeled Civic stopped at a light. (leaving his neighborhood if you know what I mean....and i think you do)
Mixes a bottle of Pepto Bismol in his bowl of cereal every morning.
^ Believes everyone is jealous of him because he sits at home all day and talks to hot babes on the internet.
Makes special mustard out of catsup
is the driver formally known as Prince E Poo. Now he's just ?$++
prefers his eggnog over easy with crispy hash browns.
doesn't mind being the person, below either. If you know what I mean
Enjoys sniffing young girls' panties