The Person Above Me
^ Loves pig anus, if you know what I mean.
^ gives a whole new meaning to "a pig in a poke"
^ Enjoys furiously masturbating in airport bathrooms.
^ Has cameras in the mens bathroom
^ though lives in Warsaw, IN - he still feels Polish at times
Was aptly renamed "Mr. Shitbritches" after this year's haunted house visit.
Beats last year's name Nancy McSissy.
Beats last year's name Nancy McSissy.
^ fairs better on dates during power outages
^ asked me what it felt like to be inside a woman.
^ told me what it felt like to be inside a man.
^ Knows what it feels like to be inside sheep.