The Person Above Me
^ Loves it when people call her "Sir."
^Is glad some states still allow gay marriage but pissed he can't marry his chicken
^ has choked many a chicken, but sadly not his own...
^ Has a picture of somebody5788's mom taped over the face of his blow-up doll.
^ inspired by "Obama Girl" - want to be the "McCain Man" but their campaign thought it was too ghey and turned him down
^ Has made several "films" involving animals he isn't too proud of.
^ just wants to be a "superhero" to have an excuse to wear spandex and a cape in public
^ Uses the word super on a regular basis.
^ suffers from under performing hyperbole
needs to know that his Mama don't dance and his Daddy don't rock'n'roll