The Person Above Me
^ prefers the dry lube of graphite over KY
^ Once tried to bang his car through the tailpipe. Unfortunatley the car was still on.
still falls for the "fake the throw" when fetching tennis *****
^ Is best friends with Micheal Vick
volunteers to be the pocket pool instructor at the youth center
^ Volunteers to ********** animals for artificial insemination.
^ Likes to be the animal
^ Wants to be a priest, but not because he wants to serve God.
^ Just says that because he wants me to be his Priest
^ Was actually the one that kidnapped Jon Benet Ramsey