The Person Above Me
^wanted to grow up to be David Lee Roth - only managed Tim Roth instead
Thinks he's a member of the Fantastic Four ....
^ doesn't know that I really am a member of the Fantastic Four - flame on!
Obviously likes Calvin and Hobbs ....
^ wears the warning "CAUTION - Can capsize at any given moment!" sewn across the bottom of his socks
^ The four stool post gang.....
^ has a fetish to be honked at by old asian women driving Subaru's going 45 mph in the fast lane on the 405
^ Once gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence
^ plans to someday buy a pistol and give his gun some rest
^ Thinks it's hot to go the park and fire off some knuckle babies on the slide.