The Person Above Me
^Is a midget and likes to go up on tall chicks.
^likes to go down on tall guys.
^ wants to be a whisker biscuit - but can only manage a bearded clam
cried when he found out there was no position of Flesh Flute in the college marching band. All that practice for nothin'! He had even built a rolling chair to accommodate...
^ often feels like an old man on Viagra with a 3 hour and 58 min hard on
^ Needs Viagra
^ where he lacks in imagination he makes up in being consistent!
Is planning on letting at least three of three of the tricker treaters go this morning, after they make him breakfast.
pats his head and rubs his tummy while saying "there's no place like home...there's no place like home" and doesn't understand why he's still stuck in "parts unknown".
^ likes to give rimjobs