The Person Above Me
^ Got AIDs from his Russian mail-order bride.
^ has the odd habit of scratching his nads in public - with a garden weasel
^ Wishes he had nads.
^ still uses a Colorform Book to pick his wardrobe each day
^ Loves the movie Gigili
^ Wishes he had Spiderman pajamas and Mr. Cuddles
^ wants to believe in constipated conservatism, but they keep electing liberal laxatives on him
^ *********** horses for money
^ leaves an indelible impression on everyone he meets and everything he sits upon