The Person Above Me
^is wrong cause i threw a pumpkin at their car.
^should know a brake fluid filled super-soaker is more "fun" than pumpkins.
jerks off to his neighbors across the street
^should know it's more like a big grin and a one-finger-wave.
^ feels better now that he hears only 6 of the 289 voices in his head
^ Invited the other 283 to move into his head.
^ doesn't know I farmed them out to a phone bank in India - cha-ching!!!
^ Supports shipping jobs overseas BAZZING!
^ still waiting for his Chinese mail order bride from UPS