The Person Above Me
^ was the chief instigator of the tragic ABBA vs Love Supply riot in San Francisco last year
^ Wishes he got to be the chief instigator of the tragic ABBA vs. Love Supply riot in 'Frisco last year.
^ is wrong cause i got rid of the plate frame
^ finally!!!!!
^ petitioned Congress to make spandex illegal in the lower 48 states - Alaska still wants to see their big women camel toe
should know in Alaska it's a Moose knuckle
^ Knows from personal experience (and it was only supposed to be illegal for fat chicks)
^ has been denied access to every nude beach on both coasts on decency grounds
^ Doesn't even have the ***** to go to a nude beach.
^ claims to have a tatoo that says "Crustation Station" above his pubes