The Person Above Me
likes reach arounds after breakfast
^ is the kennel king at the local watering hole
loves putting his "secret" ingredients into his home brews
^ likes getting spanked by men in make-up
is a silly bitch that smells of maple syrup and catfish bait
^ feels sexually dysfunctional when his Spice Channel gets scrabbled
had a short career as Kids birthday entertainer: Humpy the thick fingered magical clown.
Costume consisted of a leather thong, red nose and thin coating of KY.
Costume consisted of a leather thong, red nose and thin coating of KY.
^ knows the Crisco Kid on a first name basis
Likes to watch Disney movies with his older brother and always cries at the end.
snickers uncontrollably when the elderly get it in horror flicks