New Jersey- period.

 

Bingo.

I hate neihbors that party till 5 am and end up puking in your backyard when it's the middle of winter and 10° outside... wait... that was me...

I really really really hate traffic circles...

... the french (only when someone opens their yap)...

... politicians (when they open their yap)...

... Turnpikes (It's a freeway you have to pay to drive on? wtf?)...

... Cali politicians making it illegal for residents to purchase firarms outside the state (long story)...

... when your roommate uses the last of the hot water before you even get the chance to shave...

... when ABC shows the olympics on all 5 of their channels, but not your favorite show for the 9pm time slot...

... the fact that I will never be able to afford an RS4...

and that my new turbo is sitting on my dinner table waiting to be put in and the only reason it's not in is because I had shoulder surgery. I even have another 1.5 weeks off. [:@]

 

riding the elevator with someone that is on the 2nd floor. Secretly I hope they will trip when they step out.

having 20 pairs of shoes in my car because I learned to drive a manual barefoot and nothing else feels quite right.

and yes I am still hung up on the store people that ask me if its going to be debit or credit when I already answered on the swipe machine. I know there is a reasonable explanation for this, but I’d rather not hear it and just keep it as one of my hate items.

having to look up what a monte cristo sandwich is and finding out there is a book about it…

 

I re-FUSE to google this... Who would write a book about a deep-fried sandwich, NEway?

 

lol

Driving 2 hours to the trail head. Then blowing out your shock on the first 6 foot drop off leaving you to walk out the trail and spend the rest of the day bike-less[:@] That f-ing sucks, f-ing Fox!

 

yummm I could really go for a Monte Cristo right about now, go get one and watch the movie

 

And arntcha jest a darlin dear fer sayin so, lass? (said with an incredibly charming Irish lilt)

Interestingly, the protagonist of the Count of Monte Cristo, Edmond Dantes, is in love with a girl named Mercedes, which (as you might already know ) is sometimes spelled "Mersadize" by the French.

True story......

 

when someone intentionaly drives 5 under the limit. especially when its a 30mph zone and there are other cars.

stupid girls like Silver said. serously who doesnt knwo who Don Quixote is? [:@]

 

Donkey Ho Tee?

 

sure lol. yeah and the DMV is Teh Ghey