oHIo State is grate!
#1
oHIo State is grate!
OK, I lost a bet, and now I hafta pot up how great oHIo state is. Here goes...
oHIo State football is greater than:
- A kick in the twins
- Watching your school burn down... With your baseball glove still in your desk
- Helping get a U-Haul truck un-stuck from hub-deep mud, in your backyard
- Kissing your great, great Aunt Bernice
- ...and she slips you a little tongue
- Root Canal work
- The first time you sprayed right-guard on your gonads (go ahead, try it... I'll wait...
- A blood-blister under your big-toe-nail
- Licking the side of a building
- Putting your face up against a belt-sander, while it's running, 80-grit
Hmmm... I may have met the letter of the bet, but I doubt I met the spirit!
PM me your addy & I'll get you your key-chain
oHIo State football is greater than:
- A kick in the twins
- Watching your school burn down... With your baseball glove still in your desk
- Helping get a U-Haul truck un-stuck from hub-deep mud, in your backyard
- Kissing your great, great Aunt Bernice
- ...and she slips you a little tongue
- Root Canal work
- The first time you sprayed right-guard on your gonads (go ahead, try it... I'll wait...
- A blood-blister under your big-toe-nail
- Licking the side of a building
- Putting your face up against a belt-sander, while it's running, 80-grit
Hmmm... I may have met the letter of the bet, but I doubt I met the spirit!
PM me your addy & I'll get you your key-chain
#3
Thanks jeff.
Hail to those M*therF*ckers, hail to those big C*ck suckers, hail hail to M*chigan the cesspool of the world....hail to those m*sterbators, hail to those fo*nicators, hail hail to M*chigan the cesspool of the WORRRRLLLLLDD
IT was a decent game and I had a blast being up in M*chigan to watch all the defeated fans as we walked back to the buses triumphantly.
Hail to those M*therF*ckers, hail to those big C*ck suckers, hail hail to M*chigan the cesspool of the world....hail to those m*sterbators, hail to those fo*nicators, hail hail to M*chigan the cesspool of the WORRRRLLLLLDD
IT was a decent game and I had a blast being up in M*chigan to watch all the defeated fans as we walked back to the buses triumphantly.