The Official Roommate Thread (long post)
#14
10-20-2005, 04:40 PM
RE: The Official Roommate Thread (long post)
Nice work telling him what you think. Fvcker sounds like a complete deuche.
Here is my roommate story. One of my good friends graduated and the three of us that were left kept slacking on finding a replacement for the house. Finally got down to a deadline and we got a friend of a friend of a friend to move in. He was a strange cat in that he was a black guy, but a complete and utter redneck. Odd combination.
Anyway, this cat was so redneck he would do his laundry in the kitchen sink. We put a stop to that pretty quick, but one time after that he left a pair of his ****-stained underwear soaking in the bathroom sink. Disgusting right? That's where I brush my fvcking teeth.
He also apparently had septic problems growing up because he was taught to never put toilet paper in the toilet. He would wipe his *** and chuck the used paper in the trash can. Once we convinced him it was ok to toss the paper in the toilet, we were ok.
His mom would occassionally bring him a rusty mason jar full of pickled hot dogs. Nasty.
Eventually he was kicked out after a lot of shady stuff (a story for another time.)
Here is my roommate story. One of my good friends graduated and the three of us that were left kept slacking on finding a replacement for the house. Finally got down to a deadline and we got a friend of a friend of a friend to move in. He was a strange cat in that he was a black guy, but a complete and utter redneck. Odd combination.
Anyway, this cat was so redneck he would do his laundry in the kitchen sink. We put a stop to that pretty quick, but one time after that he left a pair of his ****-stained underwear soaking in the bathroom sink. Disgusting right? That's where I brush my fvcking teeth.
He also apparently had septic problems growing up because he was taught to never put toilet paper in the toilet. He would wipe his *** and chuck the used paper in the trash can. Once we convinced him it was ok to toss the paper in the toilet, we were ok.
His mom would occassionally bring him a rusty mason jar full of pickled hot dogs. Nasty.
Eventually he was kicked out after a lot of shady stuff (a story for another time.)
#16
10-21-2005, 10:29 PM
RE: The Official Roommate Thread (long post)
ORIGINAL: Jeff
well today he decided that he wanted to fight me, i was sitting in a chair and he walked up behind me and punched me in the face and started to choke me, after this he threated to kill me and send me to the hospital. well the RA found out and called the cops. they can and escorted him from the building and now he is up to get expelled from college. im ok and my other roommate is happy that he is gone
this is a simple form of the story
well today he decided that he wanted to fight me, i was sitting in a chair and he walked up behind me and punched me in the face and started to choke me, after this he threated to kill me and send me to the hospital. well the RA found out and called the cops. they can and escorted him from the building and now he is up to get expelled from college. im ok and my other roommate is happy that he is gone
this is a simple form of the story
Seriously, I'm glad you're ok and he is history. Your life will only continue to get better as he fades off into the sunset.
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