THe Offical "World's Greatest AF Quotes" Thread

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#11

02-20-2007, 12:09 PM

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RE: THe Offical "World's Greatest NOOB Quotes" Thread

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OH SNAP!!! Be sure and let him know "R" is for "RACE," willya?

no no, youre mistaken, R stands for rocket! thats when you bang thru all the other gears and when youre moving buck thirty you shift into rocket! and fly

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02-20-2007, 02:41 PM

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RE: THe Offical "World's Greatest NOOB Quotes" Thread

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I agree and were not making fun of people who are asking legit questions - were not all rocket scientists but there comes a point when common sence should take over.

I'm also going to ask for a this rule to be followed - do not post user ID's just the quote

We cud change teh name of teh thread to "worlds greatest AF quotes," but *we'd* know who/what it was for <<wink-wink>>

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02-20-2007, 04:42 PM

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RE: THe Offical "World's Greatest NOOB Quotes" Thread

someone please dig up APG's posts. that kid said some funny stuff.

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02-20-2007, 05:22 PM

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RE: THe Offical "World's Greatest NOOB Quotes" Thread

Deal here is one of my faviorites

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DOWNSHIFT MOTHER ****ER!!!

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hey, i have a 2002 1.8T, withapr stage1 software. when i accelerate hard up a hill when the rpms are below 3k, there is a rumbling or vibrating sound that seems to be comming from the engine.It usually only happensin 5th gear while on the highway accelerating up a hill.

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02-20-2007, 05:46 PM

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RE: THe Offical "World's Greatest NOOB Quotes" Thread

i remember this old one

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***Okay, this is gonna be a pretty sick response to Chengs funny post, so, if you have a lite constitution, or a quesy stomach... Turn away NOW! Answers like mine were the kind we used to give waaaaaaaaay back when I first joined teh Army, 20 years ago.***

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i black mailed my way to my car
i found incriminating pics of someone i dont want to say (it was AWDaholic) with some gurl scouts and he was getting more then cookies from them

I like to put it in soft and listen to the bones crunch as i get excited!!!

EDIT: BTW, I'm just know seeing this... I can't believe Cheng "outted" me on my birthday!!! You PROMISED you wudn't tell. ESPECIALLY after I paid you for your silence with ALL those used condoms!!! What'd you do with all 300 of them (a weeks worth), NEway? I remember you mentioned something about blowing bubbles?!?!? What wuz THAT all about?

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your check bouced Jazz, this is the first and last time i take checks for black mail
steickly cash now u cant trust this guy
lil gurls and hes shady

and all those used condoms i sold your juice to a sperm bank and i say in 18 years u gonna have a bunch of lil Jazzs in the front door saying your my real daddy