No schitt!!! This RILLY happened
#1
No schitt!!! This RILLY happened
I was driving around today and saw a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
I rang the bell and the owner tells me the dog is in the backyard. I go into the backyard and see a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" I ask.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
I'm amazed! I go back in and ask the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
I rang the bell and the owner tells me the dog is in the backyard. I go into the backyard and see a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" I ask.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
I'm amazed! I go back in and ask the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
#8
RE: No schitt!!! This RILLY happened
ORIGINAL: FezA4
After a crappy morning of classes that made me smile for a whole 26.2 seconds. Thank you.
After a crappy morning of classes that made me smile for a whole 26.2 seconds. Thank you.
you that was worth reading, as pointless as it was
#10
RE: No schitt!!! This RILLY happened
Quick follow-up...
One of the offspring of my Taking Dog...
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One of the offspring of my Taking Dog...
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