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MY LIFE CHANGED IN 30 SECONDS

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Old 02-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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Justread my update to 2Pac's "Keep your head up" a few times, each morning, and go out at ATTACK LIFE anew!

Keep your head up! (lyrics edited to fit GT's sitchy-ayy-shun)

Some say the Silverer the Audi, the sweeter the roost
I say thestraighter thetest-pipe then the deeper the BOOST
I give a holler to myAF-ers on stock motors
Jazzcares,if don't nobody else care
And uhh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
When you come around theG2G's brothas clown a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget,John keep your head up
And when they tells you you ain'twalkin don't believe 'em
And if they can't learn tosupport you you Audi-leave 'em
Causebrutha you don't need 'em
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just call em how I see em
You know it makes me unhappy (what's that)
Whenothers crack jokes, and leave a young(ish) driverto be slap-happy
And since we alldrivin' a german
Got our AF-name and our AF-game to respect a german
I wonder why wejab-jokes at youGermen
Why we rape lesser cars, do we hate lesser cars?
I think it's time to listkills of other cars
Time to heal our own cars, be real to our own cars
And if we don't we'll haveto race all the Subies
Go on hatin' on the Subies, and rape-charge on the Subies
And since a Mitsu-man can't make one
He has no right to tell a Audi-driver when and where topull a digg onone
So will the real men get yo Quattro up
I know you're fed up, but, John, ya gottakeep your head up

[Chorus]

Keep ya head up, oooo child things are gonna get easier
ooooo child things are gonna get brighter [2x]

[Verse Two:]

Aiyyo, I remember Ferdi-Peich, used to sing ta me
He had me feelin likea german-driverwas tha thing to be
And suddenly thaAmerican-cars didn't seem so tough
And though we had it rough, we always had enough
I huffed and puffed about myturbo andflashed the chip
Ran with the local crew, and had adrift or two
And I realizeI hadda really save up tight
If I was gonna drive an Audi, I hadda to raise the price
And all I had ta givewas my test-pipe dream
Of how I'd rock the snub-mount, and make it to tha bright green
I'm tryin to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
It's hard to be legit and still pay tha rent
And in the end it seems I'm headin for tha drift again
I try and find my friends, but they're racin'with the wind
Last night my buddy lost his whole family-van
It's gonna take the man in me to conquer this insanity
It seems tha rain'll never let up
I try to keep my head up, and still keep from gettin wet up
You know it's funny when it rains it pours
They got money for wars, but can'tAWD-drift no more
Say there ain't no hope for the youth and the truth is
it ain't no hope for tha future
And then they wonder why we crazy
I blame VolksWagen, for turningmeinto a QUATTRO-crack baby
We ain't meant to survive, cause it's a setup
And even though you're fed up
Huh, ya got to keep your head up

[Chorus]

[Verse Three:]

And uhh
To all the'Rents givinAudis tothey own
I know it's kinda rough and you're feelin all alone
Kid's long gone and he left for school, leftyou by ya lonesome
Thank the Lord for my Quattro, even if nobody else want em
Cause I think we can make it, in fact, I'm sure
And if you fall, stand tall and comeback for more
Cause ain't nuttin worse than when your Timing-belt breaks
wants to kno why his daddy don'tcan't drift in teh snowno mo'
You can't complain you was dealt this
hell of a hand without a Audi, man, feelin helpless
Because there's too many things for you to deal with
Driving inside, but outside you're looking fearless
While tears, is rollin down your cheeks
Ya steady hopin things don't allFWD this week
Cause if it did, you couldn't take it, and don't blame me
I was given this 2WD world I didn't make it
And nowGermantech's getten older and older and cold
From havin the world on his shoulders
While the rich kids is drivin Benz
I'm still tryin to hold on to my survivin friends
And it's crazy, it seems it'll never let up, but
please... you got to keep your head up

(another l'il message from me to you, germantech:
Ooo-ooo chile, things'rr gonna get easier...
Ooo-ooo chile, things'rr gonna get brighter...

Keep yo head up!
 
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:47 PM
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WOW that was amazing thanks for the song...
that had to take forever to type out

thanks Mr Jazz
 
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:27 AM
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Well, 2pac did MOST of teh work... All *I* did was cut&paste&change a few words.
(p.s. DON'T tell 2Pac I changeded his song, OK?)
 
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Old 02-23-2008, 02:54 PM
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that will be our little sec.
 
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