Yesterday before leaving for work I saw that I bird had totally annihilated my car. Drivers side and passenger side. It looks like they hovered two feet above each side and let it go for a few minutes. Of course I had to wash it (btw just washed, claybar,waxed my car last friday). I went to a quick self wash place and spent like 3 bucks to spray it off, since it was otherwise looking pretty nice. I then went home for ~10 minutes to let my dog out. When I went back to my car it had been hit again, not quite as bad just a few streaks. I just used my quick detailer spray this time. This morning I went to leave (I had parked in a different spot this time as well) and the birds got me again. This is bullsh*t (actually birdsh*t but it isn't time for semantics), I want to wait outside and pick off the birds with an airsoft gun.

Has anyone else had birds seriously attracted to your car?

 

If your car looks nice birds get jealous and feel the need to dive bomb it, haha... there's no truth to that, but yeah... it seems like everytime I was my car it ends up with bird **** on it not an hour later[:@]

 

LMFAO
that sucks but it sure is funny
sounds like you need a good pellet gun

 

I have had only one crazy bird **** encounter after I first got my car here is the link the the fiasco: https://www.audiforums.com/m_546897/tm.htm

 

put one of those big rubber snakes on the dashboard and see if that helps!

 

^ lol

 

Hahahah, thats funny man.

That happened to my friend last night, we were up in phoenix, college area. He parked underneath an older tree, we come back and there is at least 20-30 spots of bird ****, you almost couldn't see out the windshield. I was CRACKING up, so happy I didn't bring my nice clean whip up there

 

i hear you, i take bird **** over rock chip though, i need a Ur-quattro rally car for the roads i travel.

 

LOL where did you get that idea? it might work..

 

10/22 with a scope works well on most small pests, mammals or birds....