Mother Fuckin BOV's...
#31
RE: Mother ****in BOV's...
There anyway to park your car out of his sight and see if he still does it as he goes by? If he doesnt do it when your car is not there, he is just showing his signs of jealousy!
Thats the mature way of finding out, but why is that fun?? Whatever you do tape it!
Thats the mature way of finding out, but why is that fun?? Whatever you do tape it!
#33
RE: Mother ****in BOV's...
ORIGINAL: vnv727
yeah or laserpoint onto his chest at night when hes in bed and then say something suave the next time bout the bov and tie the laser pointer in.....thinks youll kill him lol
yeah or laserpoint onto his chest at night when hes in bed and then say something suave the next time bout the bov and tie the laser pointer in.....thinks youll kill him lol
#39
RE: Mother ****in BOV's...
a few small fish introduced to exhaust system make for a nasty smell.
Consider also a few cotton ***** soaked in fox urine ----yes it exists and you can buy it in any hunting/outdoor store in the deer hunting area. It's used to cover human sent and it smells like a stadium urinal that hasn't flushed in months. work a few of these around into the body of the car as well as exhaust and it will enter the car every time the ac or heat is on.
Oh yeah... Crawfish or shrimp in the exhaust makes for hours of wholesome entertainment as well. So I hear....
You could also make up an obviously fake ticket to periodically leave on his windshield fining him for offenses such as "Being too cool for school", or #1 Badass, or Being untouchable" Anyway this will either make him feel like the spinless puke that he is... or encourage him to take a swing at you next time you give him the "double thumbs up" or "ZZ Top patented swooshing hand maneuver "as he passes. If that be the case, crack the "f"ers ribs, and tell him how he sounds just like his car now. Make sure he's on your lawn.
Consider also a few cotton ***** soaked in fox urine ----yes it exists and you can buy it in any hunting/outdoor store in the deer hunting area. It's used to cover human sent and it smells like a stadium urinal that hasn't flushed in months. work a few of these around into the body of the car as well as exhaust and it will enter the car every time the ac or heat is on.
Oh yeah... Crawfish or shrimp in the exhaust makes for hours of wholesome entertainment as well. So I hear....
You could also make up an obviously fake ticket to periodically leave on his windshield fining him for offenses such as "Being too cool for school", or #1 Badass, or Being untouchable" Anyway this will either make him feel like the spinless puke that he is... or encourage him to take a swing at you next time you give him the "double thumbs up" or "ZZ Top patented swooshing hand maneuver "as he passes. If that be the case, crack the "f"ers ribs, and tell him how he sounds just like his car now. Make sure he's on your lawn.