Most embarasing
#1
03-27-2007, 03:50 PM
Most embarasing
What's your most embarasing sexual moment?
For me i was 17-18 dating the girl across the street. 1 night about 1-2am we just got done doin-the-do and her mom pops the lock and barges in. I was sitting on the bed putting my last sock on and she starts yelling for me to get out. Well all i could think is sh** now her dads going tocome in. She goes back to her room (which i have to pass to leave) and as im making my way out she yells "i said leave now!" and the smart *** that i am replies "i am leaving, sorry im not running". Needless to say they did'nt like me so much after that. I even got yelled at by the gf the next day.
For me i was 17-18 dating the girl across the street. 1 night about 1-2am we just got done doin-the-do and her mom pops the lock and barges in. I was sitting on the bed putting my last sock on and she starts yelling for me to get out. Well all i could think is sh** now her dads going tocome in. She goes back to her room (which i have to pass to leave) and as im making my way out she yells "i said leave now!" and the smart *** that i am replies "i am leaving, sorry im not running". Needless to say they did'nt like me so much after that. I even got yelled at by the gf the next day.
#5
03-27-2007, 05:31 PM
RE: Most embarasing
ORIGINAL: Flip
How did that relationship end?
How did that relationship end?
Her dad's like 6' 4" so it was deff. a good thing.
#6
03-27-2007, 07:38 PM
RE: Most embarasing
Don't know if this qualifies
... but back when mini-vans were first invented - a barracks buddy of mine had one and we would go bar hopping with another buddy. My friend loved his Caravan becuz of all the room - since you couldn't bring girls into the barracks rooms and hotels cost money - it made sense.
Well one night the three of us are drunk off our asses and cruising around Austin, TX, with three hot chicks from the local university(equally as intoxicated)[sm=alcoholic.gif] I'm in the very back seat making out - she's half undressed and we're making a go at it when my #2 bud's female companion (who's completely naked) starts to perform oral on him. [&:]
My #1 bud (owner of said minivan) is trying to get his girl to preform likewise - she refuses (she's waaaaaay too drunk for that). So he gets pissed becuz we're having fun so he starts jerking the wheel back and forth to disrupt our backseat exploits. [>:]
But this little maneuver, unknowningly,attracts the attention of a passing Austin police car and makes our dates nauseous. [sm=sick.gif]
Suddenly the gal in the seat in front mehits her gag reflex hard and spews heavy in #2 bud's lap.[
] This in turn makes the gal in the front seat do her best Linda Blair impression onto the windshield and dash. #1 bud swerves to avoid traffic and see threw the mess with little success. [:-]
The violent swerving throws us around in the back seat banging our heads on everything (neither of us were buckled in btw). [sm=outcold.gif]
Now cop lights kick on and my buddy panics even morerunning the Caravan up a curb and hits a mailbox.[:@]
We all come sprawling out of the minivan half naked and covered in vomit - the girl I was with lost it as she climbed over the mess up front [:'(]- needless to say the cops were not very cooperative and us guys got a night in the drunk tank and the girls got escorted home.
Now everytime I see a tan '87 Dodge Caravan I get the shivers....[sm=nonono.gif]
... but back when mini-vans were first invented - a barracks buddy of mine had one and we would go bar hopping with another buddy. My friend loved his Caravan becuz of all the room - since you couldn't bring girls into the barracks rooms and hotels cost money - it made sense.Well one night the three of us are drunk off our asses and cruising around Austin, TX, with three hot chicks from the local university(equally as intoxicated)[sm=alcoholic.gif] I'm in the very back seat making out - she's half undressed and we're making a go at it when my #2 bud's female companion (who's completely naked) starts to perform oral on him. [&:]
My #1 bud (owner of said minivan) is trying to get his girl to preform likewise - she refuses (she's waaaaaay too drunk for that). So he gets pissed becuz we're having fun so he starts jerking the wheel back and forth to disrupt our backseat exploits. [>:]
But this little maneuver, unknowningly,attracts the attention of a passing Austin police car and makes our dates nauseous. [sm=sick.gif]
Suddenly the gal in the seat in front mehits her gag reflex hard and spews heavy in #2 bud's lap.[
] This in turn makes the gal in the front seat do her best Linda Blair impression onto the windshield and dash. #1 bud swerves to avoid traffic and see threw the mess with little success. [:-]The violent swerving throws us around in the back seat banging our heads on everything (neither of us were buckled in btw). [sm=outcold.gif]
Now cop lights kick on and my buddy panics even morerunning the Caravan up a curb and hits a mailbox.[:@]
We all come sprawling out of the minivan half naked and covered in vomit - the girl I was with lost it as she climbed over the mess up front [:'(]- needless to say the cops were not very cooperative and us guys got a night in the drunk tank and the girls got escorted home.
Now everytime I see a tan '87 Dodge Caravan I get the shivers....[sm=nonono.gif]
#10
03-27-2007, 08:08 PM
RE: Most embarasing
ORIGINAL: Palindari
Don't know if this qualifies... but back when mini-vans were first invented - a barracks buddy of mine had one and we would go bar hopping with another buddy. My friend loved his Caravan becuz of all the room - since you couldn't bring girls into the barracks rooms and hotels cost money - it made sense.
Well one night the three of us are drunk off our asses and cruising around Austin, TX, with three hot chicks from the local university(equally as intoxicated)[sm=alcoholic.gif] I'm in the very back seat making out - she's half undressed and we're making a go at it when my #2 bud's female companion (who's completely naked) starts to perform oral on him. [&:]
My #1 bud (owner of said minivan) is trying to get his girl to preform likewise - she refuses (she's waaaaaay too drunk for that). So he gets pissed becuz we're having fun so he starts jerking the wheel back and forth to disrupt our backseat exploits. [>:]
But this little maneuver, unknowningly,attracts the attention of a passing Austin police car and makes our dates nauseous. [sm=sick.gif]
Suddenly the gal in the seat in front mehits her gag reflex hard and spews heavy in #2 bud's lap.[] This in turn makes the gal in the front seat do her best Linda Blair impression onto the windshield and dash. #1 bud swerves to avoid traffic and see threw the mess with little success. [:-]
The violent swerving throws us around in the back seat banging our heads on everything (neither of us were buckled in btw). [sm=outcold.gif]
Now cop lights kick on and my buddy panics even morerunning the Caravan up a curb and hits a mailbox.[:@]
We all come sprawling out of the minivan half naked and covered in vomit - the girl I was with lost it as she climbed over the mess up front [:'(]- needless to say the cops were not very cooperative and us guys got a night in the drunk tank and the girls got escorted home.
Now everytime I see a tan '87 Dodge Caravan I get the shivers....[sm=nonono.gif]
Don't know if this qualifies
... but back when mini-vans were first invented - a barracks buddy of mine had one and we would go bar hopping with another buddy. My friend loved his Caravan becuz of all the room - since you couldn't bring girls into the barracks rooms and hotels cost money - it made sense.Well one night the three of us are drunk off our asses and cruising around Austin, TX, with three hot chicks from the local university(equally as intoxicated)[sm=alcoholic.gif] I'm in the very back seat making out - she's half undressed and we're making a go at it when my #2 bud's female companion (who's completely naked) starts to perform oral on him. [&:]
My #1 bud (owner of said minivan) is trying to get his girl to preform likewise - she refuses (she's waaaaaay too drunk for that). So he gets pissed becuz we're having fun so he starts jerking the wheel back and forth to disrupt our backseat exploits. [>:]
But this little maneuver, unknowningly,attracts the attention of a passing Austin police car and makes our dates nauseous. [sm=sick.gif]
Suddenly the gal in the seat in front mehits her gag reflex hard and spews heavy in #2 bud's lap.[
] This in turn makes the gal in the front seat do her best Linda Blair impression onto the windshield and dash. #1 bud swerves to avoid traffic and see threw the mess with little success. [:-]The violent swerving throws us around in the back seat banging our heads on everything (neither of us were buckled in btw). [sm=outcold.gif]
Now cop lights kick on and my buddy panics even morerunning the Caravan up a curb and hits a mailbox.[:@]
We all come sprawling out of the minivan half naked and covered in vomit - the girl I was with lost it as she climbed over the mess up front [:'(]- needless to say the cops were not very cooperative and us guys got a night in the drunk tank and the girls got escorted home.
Now everytime I see a tan '87 Dodge Caravan I get the shivers....[sm=nonono.gif]
as for me, i got a couple
well i snuck into this girls house one night through her bedroom window. 5 minutes later, we are both in the bed (foreplay wasn't my thing when i was 17[8D]) and start really getting into it. i keep tellin her were gona get caught, but she assures me her parents bedroom is on the other side of the house and her little brother who is in the next room sleeps like a brick. also she locked the door. so i felt pretty safe. well turns out this girl is a moaner. not just the occassional *uhh* but full on moanin like she's about to explode. i take the opportunity to shove a pillow into her face to shut her up so that i wouldn't have to stop (i was such a nice guy
) well apparently i didn't grab the pillow soon enough cuz all of a sudden there was a loud bang at the door followed by a really loud voice. didn't take me more than half a second to realize wut was about to happen. i immeadiately bolted for the window (thank GOD i left it open) butt *** naked and grabbed my pants that were lying on the desk next to the window. i never looked back but i heard a loud CRACK as im in midair (still butt *** naked) so i hit the ground running. it musta been a real funny site if anyone was watching, but i sprinted to my Stang and thanked God for 350 ft/lbs of tq as i took the f*ck off (didn't want the guy to get my license plate numba since his daughter had just turned 16[:-])