Just TRY to say "Wednesday" how it's spelled. I dare ya.........

Anyway....I remember Gallagher (the comedian) had a bit on word pronouciations - hillarious.

 

understanding is the gold answer regardless of spelling mistakes ( which we all make )

 

down here we say fixinta for, I am about to. Some say fiddnta. Example. I am fixnta go to the store, yont anything?

 

Fittin' lmao.. i use that sometimes..



FEBRUARY
i say febu-ary..

 

hispanic ebonics? is that like a class for half spanish half african people?

 

Wana - Want to

 

Lose and Loose, now how i put it in context for momos

Lose,what you will do if we race
Loose,your sister after a night out wit me.

 

Somebotty said dey wantid ta hear what tha Cunninglinguist hadda say...
Sea, whattha thing is, is this is how your favorit cunninglinguist starts his day!
I haves my breckfist
Cherrios & beer
1st on my check-list
Whut?
Whaddaya doin'?
Whaddaya sayin'?
I can type in all the misrenounciations that I wants
Z'long as I put in tha proppa punk-shee-ay-shuns
AND, for what it's worth, I off on X-mas Eve, 2
But, I gots ta put in some hours on job #2
Don't know about you
I gots ta get paid
Or, PapaChu don't get his
can't get laid
Fugly, troo, but that's the way life BE
Be it you, or me
Ya see?
I C my Scion (look it up, in was a word before it was a car)
'Bout ta be a Man, full grown & on his own, He'll be a STAR
Someday, someway, somehow, *I* WILL see to it.
Make it happen
Even if I hafta break my BACK ta do it!
Drops a nod ta TechBod
Glad we finally gots your "TechCert" banner up without much damage
Two people separated by a big-@$$'d ocean and a commom language
i3uddha prolly don't know it but I be callin' him my BFAM
We not IN the schitt market
Don't take none...
An shole don't sellit
We be "Bruthas From Another Mother"
Thas what we am
Pull ova an park it
We'll hurt yo eyes, son
Don't make us SWELL IT!!!
Dem clothes too close
too phugkin tight, is whut I'm tellin you
Go home an change befo I break yo nose
Bring ya homies an I sends 'em home bleedin, too
Dis TROO
(we inturrupt ths message to bring you the following public-service announcement: TWD, texting-while-driving is dangerous! STOPPIT!!!)
Ebonic HELL?
Well, lemme tellya tha cunninglinguist be Ebonic-fied
I kno ya tried
Pero, los idiomas no son para el débil de corazón
¿Me se siente usted, el hijo?
Translate THAT!
¡La lengua es golpea!
y, usted nunca entenderá
cuán largo tomó para mÃ* traducir, el hombre
THAT'S what the CUNNINGLIST has to say!
No time to play
Betcha TechBod says, "Shedds-yule," instedda "Sked-jule."
break out the tools and whack a muh-fukkup-side his head, FOOL!
Cash in that koop ON tha stoop Juan
Nobody heard from Cheng?
Hear what he Schezuan?
It's all in good fuan!
And, out to the karguy, Gallagher gone
WHY, yu bringin' up ol schitt
that fun is DONE, Guy!
onna counta Choc-dog's 'Cuz
That's what it wuz...
And, NO, iount rilly hava clue
<DEEEEEEEP BREATH>
I cud go on and on but I'm feelin' that y'all gets the feel uv my song, (A)ll (T)hat Jazz, tha one and only AWDaholic, Troy to my fam and Jazz to my friends...
This is tha endz

 

^^*sarcastically laughing* hahahahaha damn thats a good one! did you guys hear him??? he said loose like your sister after a night with him! CLASSIC

^ JaZz YoU kRaZy!i!i!i (dontcha love it when people type like that?)

how about "a whole other"

alot of people say "a whole nother"... where the F is nother in the dictionary??

 

The ones that get me are

-Anyways- comes from the phrase "anyway you look at it"- THERE IS NO "S" AT THE END OF THE WORD!

There is also no "S" at the end of saving in "daylight saving time"

and coupon being pronounced "Q-pon" it should be "coo pawn"

And correctly burried should not be "barry d"