Military Oaths of Enlistment
#11
10-20-2006, 08:07 PM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
Sorry man, it wasn't a part of the humor site I clipped it from... May you cud make one up for us... Hey! Wait, you guys are a part of Homeland Security, now. Isn't there some Admin, or sunthin, in charge of that??!?!?!? [sm=insomnia.gif] That's not DoD!!! That DOH!
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#12
10-20-2006, 11:19 PM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
I wanna be in the air force. At re up time though, they told me unless I was an officer, forget about it.
Buncha big stupids!!!
Buncha big stupids!!!
#13
10-21-2006, 01:24 AM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
Yup, a recruiter said "sorry we don't accept prior service." Which is ridiculous to me, why wouldn't you hire someone with years of experience. To me it sounded like "sorry we don't want you roughnecks in our little exclusive group.
#14
10-22-2006, 03:21 AM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
I know. D1kweeds ruined my whole day when they told me that[&o] Now I sit here fixing to leave again for another 12 months, knowing it could be for only 4 months if I had been able to switch. Oh well, at least I know that nobody from the air force can make fun of me, unless they are taking shots at my lack of intelligence for joining the army instead of the AF.
#15
10-23-2006, 04:15 AM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
ORIGINAL: bluovalguy
I wanna be in the air force. At re up time though, they told me unless I was an officer, forget about it.
Buncha big stupids!!!
I wanna be in the air force. At re up time though, they told me unless I was an officer, forget about it.
Buncha big stupids!!!
ORIGINAL: BaconBait
Someone need to update that thing. The Air Force no longer has the bike test and the fitness test we do have requires you to be pencil thin and run like Forrest Gump to pass, in which case you will have enough points to skip the push ups and sit ups entirely and still pass.
Someone need to update that thing. The Air Force no longer has the bike test and the fitness test we do have requires you to be pencil thin and run like Forrest Gump to pass, in which case you will have enough points to skip the push ups and sit ups entirely and still pass.
#16
10-23-2006, 04:19 AM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
ORIGINAL: bluovalguy
I know. D1kweeds ruined my whole day when they told me that[&o] Now I sit here fixing to leave again for another 12 months, knowing it could be for only 4 months if I had been able to switch. Oh well, at least I know that nobody from the air force can make fun of me, unless they are taking shots at my lack of intelligence for joining the army instead of the AF.
I know. D1kweeds ruined my whole day when they told me that[&o] Now I sit here fixing to leave again for another 12 months, knowing it could be for only 4 months if I had been able to switch. Oh well, at least I know that nobody from the air force can make fun of me, unless they are taking shots at my lack of intelligence for joining the army instead of the AF.
#17
10-28-2006, 01:17 AM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
Sorry for the late response, I was in the field all last week. I will be leaving by the end of Nov. Hopefully I will be home for Turkey day (gotta see the Cowboys game
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#18
10-28-2006, 06:45 PM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
i just this part
I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but
will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So
help me God.
will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So
help me God.
#19
10-28-2006, 08:32 PM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
HEY!!! Dont make fun! I resemble that remark!
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
i just this part
i just this part
I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but
will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So
help me God.
will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So
help me God.
#20
10-29-2006, 05:30 PM
RE: Military Oaths of Enlistment
Me too, but I wasnt smart nuff to even get 30 g's, I only came out with 20[:@]