^^^ Yeh loik dat, dew ye?

 

damn Silver, why you gotta ruin our moment of glory like that?

 

I'm working in conjunction with BMW North America to undermine the confidence of all Audi drivers. You see, once your confidence is thrashed and you all think you have small penises, you'll start looking at BMWs for compensation like all other BMW drivers did.

 

i have sent a sekret message to Ingolstadt letting them know about BMW-NA's evile plot. A counter-plot is NOW underway to a) make the Hotness-Ladies MOR aware of what Audi's ARE, whet they look like, AND which models correlate to ***** size (i.e. The BIGGER the Audi...) b) hypnotise millions of women into forgetting what BMW's look like...

 

Munich vill be vaiting, ja.