Michigan Girls...
#1
03-08-2005, 04:25 PM
Michigan Girls...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Michigan Girls.
I'm from Michigan... hehehe!!
~Amanda
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Michigan Girls.
I'm from Michigan... hehehe!!
~Amanda
#3
03-08-2005, 10:31 PM
RE: Michigan Girls...
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#6
03-09-2005, 12:38 AM
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RE: Michigan Girls...
I'm headed up your way, weekend after next, to visit my kids (Tel-12 area). Make sure it snows for me, willya? I LOVE playin in the snow. Even moreso now that I'm back in an AWDmobile!!!
#8
03-09-2005, 05:30 PM
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RE: Michigan Girls...
I'm sure I have yet to meet the worse bee-yotch I've ever gone out with... I could cud introduce you all to the worse (only) bee-yotch I've ever married. Any takers?