Manliest News Headline Ever
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Manliest News Headline Ever
The many things that make this story manly:
1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.
2. He didn’t just kick a man in the *****, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the *****.
3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.
4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of
crap to me.”
5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”
6. His shoes were taken as evidence.
7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the *****.
8. He disemboweled the remaining terrorist with his bare hands, ate his heart and belched fire. (Ok, that part was made up but totally believable after that story.)
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this was taken from - http://www.manoverse.com/category/acts-of-manliness/
which is an awesome site!
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