Sweet. Our High Schools last 4 years... j/k

English is my native tongue, of course, so I mangle it whenever I can. I picked up Italian & Deutsch over 15+ years in Europe. Been gradually working on my Spanglish so I can get what I actually want when I hit teh fast-food joints... I've got a (maybe) 6-12 word French vocab...

Welcome to 'Mericuh! Enjoy yur stay. Don't forget to tip your waitress

 

Cam, yu shud move to Germany:

Dec 30, 8:57 AM (ET)


BERLIN (Reuters) - A 10-year-old boy found pedaling his toy car alongside a road in central Germany in the middle of the night said he was on his way to his grandmother's in Berlin, police said Thursday.

The boy had been pedaling for about an hour but still had more than 400 km (250 miles) to go to reach Berlin. He had no coat on when spotted by a motorist in the middle of a snow storm.

The motorist called police, who said the boy was unhurt, if cold. They warmed him up and took him home, where no one had noticed his midnight escape, police said.



Or, maybe not. They DID collect hisazz up and take him home. No mention of whether or not he got a ticket, though...

 

O RLY?!?!

 

RILLY. I'll snap a coupla pics when I drive up next time & show u since I know, I just know you wudn't believe me even WITH pics... I hate when it comes to this sorta thing[&o]

P.S. NEbody in teh Metro Detroit area? I have a feeling I'm going to need an independant 3rd party verification on this...

 

is she good lookin, I'll give here a one over. haha, j/k

 

I wudn't, were I you. Her S/O 's an exTHUG from WAYBACK!!! Still has loose ties to the homies, if you know what I mean... Hell, if I hadda *** wit him I'd use a scope. Save me sum grief

 

Pansy. Of course, I used to go boar hunting with nothing but a bow, so I happen to like a challenge. I could take him.

 

panzy, I used to go boar hunting with a staw and a wad of toilet paper. HAHA. j/k I got chased out of a pasture buy a groupe of them ******* when I was 12. then we went back and slautered the ******* for chasing. me good day, and meat.

 

I once went BORE hunting armed with nuthin but my wits... They were out-gunned, out-manned and out-witted[sm=shades.gif]

 

did you sic your little dog on them?